its all in the last name...

so maybe hugh hefner has been in the news alot lately or something... it's funny b/c i haven't gotten this in a long time... but this past week i've had 2 um randomly odd conversations regarding my last name....
yesterday....

i'm at the self check out and the lady that works at the grocery store is checking my id...

her:"oh..hefner huh.."?
me- "um yeah.."
her: "oh i bet you get that alot..."
me- "um get what alot... ?
her: "oh well hefner and all..
me- no i'm not related to hugh..if that's what you mean
her: "aww well that's too bad for you.. that would sure be nice huh to be one of Hefner's girls...I would want to be, and i bet you wouldn't be here shopping if you were someone would be doing it for you.. ... yeah that would be real nice huh?"
me: "um well i never have thought of it like that before...
her" oh well i wouldn't be here working and doing this if i had money like that in my family... too bad.."
her "well you still have time maybe you will still get lucky....."

me-walks away scratching my head.....